Title: Pink-Haired Guy
Disclaimer: Gravitation or it's charas are not mine, but that of Maki Murakami-Sensei
Warnings: Crack!, attempted humor, parody
Author's Notes: Okie, I'm back!! My computer was having some problems and it crashed...and I lost everything ^_^;; Heh heh. But now that I'm back, I'm gonna start writing again! I know I have 'Predilection' to work on, and that's definitely on my list. But I was inspired by these songs to make parodies...
THIS IS A PARODY of "American Pie" ^^; I do not own it! The original, I mean. Well, you know what I mean...right?
I also changed the title to this little collection. It was just too serious for the future crack I've planned. And the title for this song is very unoriginal, I realise...
Feedback is humpable!! :D
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Pink-Haired Guy
About 6 or 7 years ago…
He heard a song, sold his soul
Then 3 years later, Nittle Grasper came back
And he knew that it wasn’t going to be easy
Even with all the outfits that looked a tad sleazy
Bad Luck would have to put out another hit track
But they were afraid to fall behind
With all that stuff, record, rewind
NG was climbing the music charts
And all he had was pop-tarts (or pocky)
But sure enough something went right
Or maybe it was that fateful night
When he met that guy who happened to write
That’s when, we met our boy!
My, my we’ve got this weird pink-haired guy
He may be gay, although it may
Not matter if when or why
With Ryuichi telling him to reach for the sky
He can do it if Yuki don’t make him cry!
“I can make it he don’t make me cry…”
Ohhh, does that boy love to cosplay
And ooh his devotion will never stray
Unless Yuki decides to tell him so…
But oohh can that boy put on quite a show!
Mixing new techno with good fun Rock n’ Roll
And when he’s shiny, the boy will glow!
Sure, he can be a little whiney sometimes
And it’s debatable, the quality of these rhymes
But he’s got serious stubbornness there,
And I really don’t think it’s just the hair…
He was just a lonely little pop star kid
But his fate changed when that Mercedes skid
And we knew here comes Bad Luck, they did
And here comes our boy!
They were singin’!
My, my we’ve got this weird pink-haired guy
He may be gay, although it may
Not matter if when or why
With Ryuichi telling him to reach for the sky
He can do it if Yuki don’t make him cry!
“I can make it he don’t make me cry…”
Well, he finally got that album sold!
And a million copies he was told
Was a pretty good place to be
His band mates were proud and feelin’ good
But of course, we need the angst, we knew it would
Bad Luck’s good luck had to drop a degree
Ohh, Eiri Yuki left of course
Leaving that boy with only his remorse
It really ruined that kid
And lose his voice, he did!
Because his idol didn’t feel the shine
And didn’t find the kid to be worth his time
If anything that was to be a sign
That there was a fall for our boy
We’ll be singin’!
My, my we’ve got this weird pink-haired guy
He may be gay, although it may
Not matter if when or why
With Ryuichi telling him to reach for the sky
He can do it if Yuki don’t make him cry!
“I can make it he don’t make me cry…”
He hopped a plane to New York City
Despite the warnings of his personal committee
They would have liked him to stay…
He found his lover in that place
Looking off and lost in space
Thinking back on that one fateful day~
But our pink-haired kid had his charm
And Eiri Yuki was completely disarmed
We know they’re back together
Despite all stormy weather
And he even got back just right now
Causing the crowd to give a wow
Ryuichi Sakuma giving a bow
And handing it to our boy
He is singin’…
My, my we’ve got this weird pink-haired guy
He may be gay, although it may
Not matter if when or why
With Ryuichi telling him to reach for the sky
He can do it if Yuki don’t make him cry!
“I can make it he don’t make me cry…”
We’re all singin’!
My, my we’ve got this weird pink-haired guy
He may be gay, although it may
Not matter if when or why
With Ryuichi telling him to reach for the sky
He can do it if Yuki don’t make him cry!
“I can make it he don’t make me cry…” |